The Legend of the Psychotic Forest Ranger

After taking a wrong turn down an abandoned road, the Jock, the Joker, the Blond Bimbo & the Paranoid Brunette run out of gas and find themselves stranded in the middle of the woods. What a total drag. What was that noise? Why is everyone vanishing? Is it a practical joke or could The Legend be true? Your compass won't save you in these woods.